Lessons From My Dog: #26

The best places to poo are:

• on the front lawn of the house where the accusing old lady parts the curtains and glares at your person
• on top of ivy, long grass, prostrate grevilleas or anything else that ends up with the poo getting mooshed through the vegetation when it's picked up
• in front of a group of schoolchildren
• anywhere - if it's your second poo and your person has run out of bags

and my new favorite, premiered today:

• on top of another dog's poo