- Bert Newton's hair
- Mark Latham's pancreas
- Utegate
- The ending of "The Birds"
- The shape of the original Hubble telescope lens, and
- The decision by Coles to stop importing my favorite satay sauce.
We can now add Ellen to this list.
The exam started last night with a simple exercise: walking on a loose lead from one traffic cone to another, then turning around and coming back.
Ellen picked up the cone in her mouth, then pulled like a really pully thing towards the puppies beyond the second cone. I was told later that "her attention wasn't really on you."
The other exercises weren't much better, but she kicked arse at sitting.
She was the only dog to leave without a certificate, and she also got told she was overweight again.
We'll show them next term, Ellen.
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So, is now a good time to mention that Squid graduated dux of her obedience class?
ReplyDeleteNo. It is not a good time to mention that.
ReplyDeletehave you read 'marley and me'?
ReplyDeleteIt's the next book in the enormous pile next to my bed.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should try tiring her out a bit before the class - say run 3-5km and then see how she goes?
ReplyDeleteHmmm. 3-5km run might tire HER, but would probably kill ME.
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