- Why do Young People dress according to the date, and not the weather? Just because it's Spring, doesn't mean short shorts are appropriate clothing on an 11 degree day. Why does this make me angry? It just does. It's not just because nobody makes short shorts in my size.
- Why don't Old People pick up their dogs' leavings? I see lots of sweet old ladies out walking their wiry, ancient, cranky terriers, and yet I'm the only person who is ever parading around the suburb clutching a Bag O'Turds. And those terriers can really poop.
To the race! (part 9)
4 years ago
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